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I was born at a very early age on
May 20th 1952. Walthamstow in north east London is where I spent the first
27 years of my life. I now live on the Isle of Skye, off the north west
coast of Scotland, a beautiful place to be. My parents had a radiogram that only played 78 rpm records, and
there were one two I used play over and over. In 1964 my father bought me
a classic red and cream 'Dansette' record player, shortly followed by a reel to
reel tape recorder - I could have my own records at last! It all began
with "I Only Want To Be With You" by Dusty Springfield. The collection
grew slowly at first as I was still at school and singles were a week's pocket
money! - albums were a special treat bought for me if I was a good boy!
The local Granada cinema was one of the venues for the pop shows of the time.
Normally there would be several bands playing in one evening, so I got to see
virtually everyone who played at the Granada - The Beatles, The Who,
Dusty, Manfred Mann etc etc. I used to go to the Seven Sisters Club to see
The Small Faces, they always put on a great show.
I
left school in 1967 and spent two years in Silk Screen printing - a job I
enjoyed very much. I actually printed some of the original John Lennon
posters that are much sought after today - If only I'd known then! Anyway,
I soon got bored with the basic capabilities of my tape recorder, so out came
the soldering iron and on went an on/off switch for the erase head.
Tape phasing was a speciality, double tracking the same record, adjusting the
speed of the second pass with gentle finger pressure on the turntable or tape
reel! - I later progressed to the real thing on some mastering sessions, three
machines, varispeed, sync-lock etc.
In mid '69 I decided I'd rather be
in music than printing, so I wrote off to the studios advertised in Yellow Pages
- I got the usual 'thanks but no thanks'. About a month later I received a
letter from IBC Studios asking if I would be interested in becoming a cutting
engineer. I had just read a book called 'Disc Recording & Reproduction',
so I had an understanding of what the job was all about. After the
interview, I asked if I could see the cutting room, so Mike Claydon who was the
studio manager took me off to have a peek - it was the very same room pictured
in the book I'd just read! I think you could call that fate...I got
the job and never looked back. Brian Carroll was the cutting engineer when
I started, a great character I will always remember for his large 'kipper' ties
and great sense of humour. Brian took me under his wing, taught me
how cut records and use the fairly basic equipment cutting rooms had in those
days; today we have a level of sophistication we could have only dreamed of in
1969. Brian has an excellent website about IBC, so please have a look if
its history interests you
www.ibcstudio.co.uk
IBC was one of the best studios I
could have been at, two very good studios, one large enough for a 40 piece orchestra,
two disc cutting rooms, a copy room and a well equipped workshop. IBC,
like Abbey Road, built their own consoles with a very good clean sound.
Unlike many trainees, I was never a tea-boy. I started in the Mono cutting
room which had a 'Lyrec' disc cutting system, a Pultec equaliser, a Fairchild
limiter and one 15 inch Tannoy
monitor in a Lockwood cabinet - thing were pretty basic in those days! Joe
Meek used to cut in the same room when he worked at
IBC back in the 50's (see pictures page). The room was then equipped with
a Neumann AM 31 Lathe and a Grampian type 'B' cutter head. When Joe
eventually set up his famed studio in Holloway Road, the now Acoustical Engineer
and Professional Studio Equipment designer Sean Davis cut many of his
productions on the Lyrec I ended up using (see picture page). The
two pictures here show the Stereo Lyrec system, which had some very good
features, and cut many a hit record by The Who, The Bee Gees etc. One
unusual thing about the tape deck pictured, is the tape heads vary their
distance from each other depending on the combination of tape and lathe
turntable speeds. The heads moved on a track via an electric motor and
nylon cord. Micro switches were set at different places along the
track to position the heads, but sometimes they would fail to operate, so the
motor kept winding until the cord snapped catapulting the heads to the other end
of the deck! - a sight to be seen!
Although never trained as a
recording engineer, I did spend time in the control room learning how it was
done, and soon picked up the basic knowledge.
If
I wasn't busy, and could get into one of the control rooms, I would get a
multitrack master from the tape library and experiment mixing my own version of
something. When I was confident enough, I recorded an album with some friends of
mine, a band called "Ebb Tide". They went on to become "Seastone", a
popular Christian band in the 70's. I recorded another album with my
cousin Paul Stafford, a budding folk artiste from Liverpool. I did these
sessions at weekends when the studios were vacant. I even got asked by
Steve Winwood if I'd like to record some demos with him, but I didn't think I
knew enough at the time, so declined the offer! I enjoyed recording,
mixing and production very much, but mastering is what's inside of me, so that's
where I've stayed.
Did you ever look at the run-out
area of a record? (the bit between the end of the music, and the label).
Did you ever see "Bilbo" and the odd little message scratched in there?
Well, that's me. About 1970 it became a trend to mark one's work with a
nick name, so as I was reading "Lord Of The Rings" at the time, Bilbo was the
name I chose. It's a shame you can't do it with CD, but that's modern
technology for you!
Until the late sixties, disc
cutting was generally regarded as part of the manufacturing process, recording
were normally transferred to the lacquer master without any major changes.
America had a more studio-like approach to cutting, rooms were better equipped
to alter the sound of the mix, and the American "Westrex" cutting system was
more in vogue too, giving a very distinctive sound to a cut - It was often very
difficult to match some of the adjustments made to those recordings, with the
equipment we had in Europe. By 1971 I remember starting to get fully
equalised cutting tapes from "Sterling Sound" in New York. This was a
blessing and a very simple addition to a cutting room. A tape
machine is connected to the output of the cutting system, recording all the
changes made in the transfer to lacquer - eq's, compression, levels, fades etc.
If you then need to make further lacquers, you could just make the cut from the
eq'd tape, giving a near identical transfer. The only thing it didn't
generally reproduce, was the sound of the cutting head itself. The "Westrex"
head was in a class of it's own for those hot U.S. 45's. Within a year
most rooms made EQ copies, some of which are still being used today.
Unfortunately, this where a lot of bad sounding reissued CD's come from.
Some of the things you have to do
for vinyl transfers are not required for CD, and can sound pretty awful.
Getting back to the original master mix is the ideal situation, but this is not
always possible, and on the odd occasion, not wise. Without the original
cutting notes, or reference disc to match it to, it's easy to re-master
something with the wrong speed, wrong fade, wrong gaps between tracks, and
sometimes even master the wrong mix! Some tape boxes have little if any
information as to the correct mix to use. Some of my work is remastering,
and I frequently get original master tapes from as far back as the early 1950's.
You have to be very, very careful handling these tapes. My Studer A820 has
a very good transport system, and I can vary my fast wind speed to be very
gentle when required. Even then many edits tend to fall apart because the
glue has dried out over the years. I may only want one track on a reel,
but have to remake 8 or more edits before I even get to it! You must then
make sure the tape is playing back properly. Some tapes have no line-up
tones, so you have to manually line up the machine to cope with the master
you're playing - not always easy, especially when working with tapes from the
1970's onwards. Dolby noise reduction was and still is used, but without
the correct tones, you have problems. Also, in the early days of Dolby,
some machines were not lined up correctly, so even if you have tones, it still
might play back incorrectly! Don't trust anything until you know it's
right... Some tapes will start shedding oxide all over the heads and
guides, causing loss of high frequencies, and speed fluctuation - never try to
use them in that condition, you could permanently damage a precious master tape.
Certain brands and age of analogue tape are prone to this problem, and I can
normally tell before putting them on a machine. These tapes need to baked at a
specified temperature, to help put them in a usable condition. I
bake the master tapes here the day before I use them - mastered fresh from the
oven!
For some labels, I also remaster
product from the 1920's onwards - early blues, jazz and big band stuff.
These recording are normally from 78 rpm shellac records, though they can also
come from cylinder, wire, or 16 inch transcription discs. I don't get
involved in those transfers, because 78's have different size
grooves, different playback characteristics, and are sometimes not even at 78
rpm! Most modern amplifiers can't play back pre-war 78's with the correct
curve. Post war 78's have a standard groove size of two and a half
thousandths of an inch, and an RIAA playback characteristic, making everything
more uniform - before the war it's anybody's guess. That's why I leave to this
great man, Charlie Crump. He has many different cartridges, styli,
playback arms etc, and knows what to do to get the best transfers from those old
worn grooves. You'd be surprised the difference it makes using the right
tools for the job! He often transfers the music to analogue tape, then
marks where a click is, and physically scratches off the oxide at that point - a
very long, laborious and skilled task. Like me, he also has the more
modern "Cedar" electronic de-click and de-crackle system, which makes his life a
lot easier on the majority of work, but there's always one track which may need
the touch of a genius. If it's a 78, he's your man!
I mastered many albums and
singles in my days at IBC; my first attended cut (where the artist or producer
come along to give advice on the sound they want) was Robin Gibb of the Bee
Gees; what a good start after my initial training with Brian (Kipper Tie)
Carroll, who cut Hey Joe with Jimi Hendrix actually there at the time! What a
moment in history. I also worked with Pete Townshend cutting demos of the
Lifehouse' project that eventually became 'Who's Next'. I had the pleasure
of working with Marc Bolan and his producer Tony Visconti mastering the T-Rex
single 'Hot Love'. Coincidently, Marc made his first professionally recorded
demo at IBC in August 1964. I also mastered Status Quo, Neil Sedaka, Malcolm and
Alwyn, Thunderclap Newman, Bee Gees, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin and many others while at IBC,
a truly wonderful studio to have been part of.
IBC refurbished the stereo cutting
room in early 1973. A modern, acoustically treated room with the latest
Neumann VMS 70 cutting lathe,
Ortofon cutting cutting head and amps, plus a custom made console with a variety
of equipment. The room soon became one of the best in London, and many
hits flowed from that turntable. The strange thing is, that lathe eventually
found a new home at Porky's Mastering, where I later worked in the early 90's -
a small world! After four years at IBC, I was well on the road learning
the art of mastering (you never stop!). I had an offer to join the team at
Phonodisc in Walthamstow. I only lived down the road, so that was
very convenient and became the first of many moves in my career.
Phonodisc was completely different
to IBC, it was the British pressing plant for Polydor, Mercury and all their
associated labels. They had everything there except the recording studios,
which were based in central London. They had a pressing plant, galvanic
area (for making the stampers), label and sleeve printing, technical workshops,
and a lab for scientifically testing materials being used in production, paper,
paint etc. There were two cutting rooms, a cassette mastering room,
playback and testing rooms, master tape and white label pressings library, and
many fine people.
Ralph
Copeman, the other cutting engineer (pictured right), was and still is one of
the most dedicated people I know. He has a wealth of knowledge, and some
great stories too. Before mastering, he used to be a tape op' at their
studios in Bayswater, and worked on many great recording sessions with Dusty
Springfield, The Walker Brothers etc. Everything at Phonodisc was a little
white-coatish, but times were changing and soon the cutting rooms were updated
to fall in line with London and New York. Things were done quite
differently to what I'd been used to. I had been trained to change the
cutting styli when it became worn, and re-align my mastering system. At
Phonodisc, you called the workshop if the styli need changing or if anything
needed attention. Every morning, we did a test cut of plain grooves which
went to the lab. They made a rubber mould of the grooves, and checked the
walls and the tip radius - they decided if you put a new one in. Back in
those days, the microscopes on the lathes had poor magnification, and the
lighting system was less than adequate, so the lab test was a lot more useful
then, but I like to get the covers off the gear and see how it works - I think
you can can get more out of it if you know how far you can go! Always read
the manual, but then learn how do it till you can't get any better - and that's
never, 'cos there's always something new round the corner if you're willing to
look.
One quite unusual thing we did was
to master Princess Anne's Wedding Album! It was in the shops the following
day, so everything had to go to plan without any hitches. The BBC recorded
and edited the ceremony into an LP format, then flew the tape to us by
helicopter so we could cut the lacquers. One of us waited until it the
metal work was made (just in case a recut was required), then the factory
pressed and shipped it through the night!
Phonodisc would get a master tape
and be able to do everything else on site, so I learned a lot of things the
average cutting engineer wouldn't be exposed to, like making the metalwork, the
pressing, printing, and why certain types of groove shape and formation can give
odd problems further down the production line. I enjoyed all this extra
knowledge, and it's helped me create a good record, but at the time, I was
missing being in the heart of the London where the studios and everything else
was, so when I got a call from RCA, I said goodbye, bought myself a new monthly
tube train pass and off I went.
RCA had two cutting rooms and a
workshop in a dedicated building off Regent Street. The main label offices
were nearby and the pressing plant was in Washington, Newcastle Upon Tyne.
I enjoyed my time there mastering Dolly Parton, Elvis, and the great Cleo Laine,
but left to play drums with a band. I had to give that up too as I had a
problem with my left kidney which need removing. Fortunately, the human
body can survive quite normally on about a third of a kidney, so I'm fine -
cough! After my short spell in hospital, I worked in "All Star Records", a
local record shop in Walthamstow. A wonderful few months selling the stuff
I'd previously mastered, and trying to be as helpful as possible getting
non-chart records for collectors. It is so difficult these days finding a
shop who will take the time to go through the reference book, find the catalogue
number and distributor of a requested item - it's not difficult, but most
outlets can't be bothered. I think the personal touch wins in the end.
It took nearly a year for me to
get back into the mastering business, but finally, in late 1976, I saw an add in
"Music Week" for a position at "The Master Room". It was run by
George Peckham, then one of the best cutting engineers around. There was
only one mastering room, so we worked "day on, day off", which is a fairly
standard practice in the industry. It meant you could work into the night
if needed and have the next day to recover! This allows much more use of
the equipment, which is very expensive, and the engineers remained fresh.
Lots of big hits passed though my hands here, and sometimes it pays to leave
things alone if they sound good, as the next few lines explain. MCA had
booked a session for me to cut reference discs of the music for a new stage
show. I put the tapes on, carefully lined up the test tones on the tape
machine, and pressed play! I listened through to this double album's worth
of beautiful music and songs, decided I could not improve on what David
Hamilton-Smith (the recording engineer) had given me, so I cut them just as he'd
mixed them. I sent these discs off, and a few days later another session
was booked for me to cut the final lacquers for manufacturing. David later
said he'd sent the tapes to various mastering rooms to see what results came
back. Fortunately, he preferred mine, and was quite amused and pleased I
had cut them as per his mixes. The album was "Evita" and we had more good
mastering times with the singles from the show, and later with "Cats" etc.
Another great record I mastered a year or so earlier "as per the tape" was
"Autobahn" by Kraftwerk. Great album, great music, and a great mix for
it's time.
I've never been one for the hustle
and bustle of a big city, so when an offer came to work at Nimbus Records on the
borders of England and Wales, I duly packed my life into several bin liners and
headed for the Forest Of Dean! - a beautiful part of our fair land.
Nimbus are now one the major
manufacturers of CD, and all the various formats evolving from it Back in
late 1977 when I joined the team, they were a very high quality record pressing
factory with a classical recording studio set up in a mansion just outside
Monmouth. It's in a very beautiful part of the Wye Valley, with the
English/Welsh border running along one edge of their land. The River Wye
meanders through, and there's a lot of open space to take yourself when
time
allowed. I stayed in the Nimbus mansion for a few weeks, then rented
a lovely place called "Rose Cottage" at Symonds Yat East, which is just along
the river. That was great, I had the river outside the front, a great
little pub down the path, and the Forest of Dean all around - bliss. Nimbus
wanted a cutting engineer to take over from one of the owners who cut everything
up to when I joined the company. They were always experimenting on
ways to improve the recording, transfer, and mass production of music. A
lot of people thought them too fussy, but they explored areas others thought ok
- and always came up with a better solution. Nothing was taken for
granted, every piece of equipment and ways of doing things were taken back to
the bare bones, just to see if an improvement could be made - total
perfectionists. I learned many things at Nimbus, I cut the master, sometimes I
helped make the metalwork for the pressing, I even pressed the records, and put
them in their sleeves! - most enjoyable, and a great experience. A
few of my clients made the trip to Nimbus for the mastering and pressing, but
being so far away from London, which was the heart of the music business (not so
much these days), many just found a new place to work at, and after a while, I
started to feel a bit stranded. Nimbus was a classical record company, I
was a "pop and rock" person and didn't get on with their ways as well as I had
hoped, so back to London again to a very small new company called "Tape One" -
soon to get much larger, very well respected, and a British leader of custom
mastering.
When I joined Tape One late into
1978, there was just Bill Foster, Barry Ainsworth and Dave Moore. We were
in the ground floor and basement of a terraced house near Regents Park - very
humble beginnings. Bill and Barry owned the company and Dave toggled
between tape copying, editing and being the delivery boy! We were always
busy, so it wasn't long before we moved to smart new premises off Tottenham
Court Road, slowly expanding from a basement and ground floor to five floors of
rooms ranging from cassette copying to disk and CD mastering. At one
stage, we even had a recording studio in the basement, but that soon made way
for the arrival of Britain's first completely digital Compact Disc mastering
room. We ran a mobile recording facility too, which went all over
the world. One great thing we did with the mobile was a direct to disc cut
of the band "Yes", live at Wembley Arena. The mobile sent a stereo audio
feed to me at Tape One via BT landlines, plus we had two way radio
contact. The idea was to cut a 12 inch disc of three songs live as they
played! This was to be released as a charity record for the "Save the
Whale" campaign. We rehearsed for two shows, which went perfectly, but on
the third and last night, the engineer didn't get a fader up in time for a
guitar solo, which unfortunately ruined the performance and the direct to disc
recording! - such is life.
I mastered many a great record at
Tape One, and have some lovely gold, silver and platinum awards for the big
sellers, Madness, M, Tracey Ullman, Cacharpaya (remember them?), Eurythmics
"Sweet Dreams" and "Touch" albums, plus many of their singles. Dave
Stewart was good to work with, knew what he wanted, and very focused.
Apart from 2 songs, the "Sweet Dreams album was only an 8 track recording, put
together on a Soundcraft desk at their home studio. We added lots of eq
and some nice valve EMT plate reverb to that album. We even recorded Dave
walking up the stone steps around the lift shaft to edit onto the end of the
album! The label manager of RCA back then was Peter Robinson. He now
has his own label called "Dome" and still frequents my humble abode for some of
his mastering. Peter loves his cricket, so I have to make sure I'm genned
up on the latest score before one of his sessions!
It's always great to hear
something you've done being played on the radio or television. Hearing one
of cuts usually brings the session flooding back to
my memory - The early Human League sessions I did were always a challenge.
They had their own studio in Sheffield, and used to come down once in while for
the mastering. Most of the songs were made up of sections from several
different mixes, and the levels and sounds of each piece never matched, so I
always had this task of lots of different adjustments on one three minute track.
Today, it's not such a difficult thing to do with a computer, but back then I
had to write down all my settings, rehearse all the changes with the music, then
do it live as I cut the record! It certainly got the adrenaline pumping,
and was always worth the effort when the finished result sounded good.
I master most sorts of music,
enjoy the variety, and can understand what most people want from their mixes.
One of my first regular clients back in 1969 was "Key Records", a British Gospel
label run then by Geoff Shearn from a small building in New Malden Surrey, which
also printed "Buzz" magazine. They have gone through many changes through the
years, and are now called "Kingsway Music", and based in a much larger building
in Eastbourne, just a short walk from some of our lovely
southern
coastline. I have been very fortunate to have retained their friendship
and business through all these years. One of the first "Key" artists
I ever worked with, Jon Pac, is now the company's M.D.! He put down his
mandolin and picked up the accounts! I was fortunate to help record, clap
and sing along on his band's (Parchment) first single "Light Up The Fire" which
almost made into the top 30! Good going for a Christian record in the
early 70's. Kingsway's A & R man, Les Moir (pictured left at Greenbelt
'79), has given me loads of support and encouragement over the years, and I must
say he has two of best ears in the business when it comes to getting what he
wants. Dave Bruce of Alliance Music, another Christian based label, is
someone else I have known and worked with for over twenty years, mastering some
really great records. So if you're a Christian too, you probably have some
of my handiwork nestled somewhere in your collection.
Pop Muzik by "M" was big hit
around the world in 1979. Robin Scott, the main man behind "M", wrote and
produced everything. I started working with Robin back in 1976 when he had
his own small independent label. The early stuff was great, nice and raw,
but well produced considering the low
budgets
these early records were made with!. When the follow up single to Pop
Muzik (Moonlight & Muzak) was due for release in America, Robin said I should go
over there and supervise the mastering. Great I thought, a couple of days
in Hollywood and back - wrong! Robin was already there when I arrived, and
decided I should help out with the video for the single. We had a great
time doing that, and I'm in it too! That trip ended up being eight days in
Hollywood, and another four in New York - thanks Robin. Robin later asked
if I would like to work for him, keeping an eye on the technical side of things,
so I left Tape One and based myself in Richmond Surrey, helping out with Robin's
day to day affairs, along with Linda Witham, who had looked after him for years.
The backing tracks for the second album were recorded at ICC Studios in
Eastbourne, Sussex. Robin didn't live too far from there at the time, so
it was a very pleasant and convenient location. All the folks down
there at ICC are great, and I still do lots of mastering work recorded by them
now. For tax reasons, we did all the vocals, overdubs and mixing in
Dublin, another fun packed three weeks. Philip Begley was the engineer and
a young Kevin Killen was the tape op'. Kevin is now a well respected
record producer doing lots of great stuff. I managed to croak a few
backing vocals and mixed the opening track "Transmission". Although we did
a lot of interesting things, I was missing my mastering room, so I happily went
back to Tape One for several more years. Another guy involved in
"Pop Muzik" was a young "Tape One" trainee called Nik Launay. He did some
great edits and messing about for an extended version of the song. He
is now a very successful record producer.
Other memorable sessions from the
"Tape One" days are a lot of "Stiff Records singles" Tracey Ullman,
Madness, Bell Stars, etc. That was a great label to master records
for. Dave Robinson used to come over for most things, and he would
push to get every last ounce out of the mix.
Another producer I worked with, was Mike Howlett, pictured here at The Townhouse
Studios with Richard Manwaring (another IBC trained engineer). Mike used
to be the Bass player in "Gong" many years ago, along with Steve Hillage, with
whom I've also worked on several projects. Mike produced "Orchestral
Manoeuvres In The Dark", Martha & The Muffins, A Flock of Seagulls etc. We
had great times with those records, and lots of hits too! I must give a
mention to "Mike Stone" who had the "Clay Records" label based up in Hanley,
Stoke On Trent. He had such bands as Discharge, GBH and Demon.
If you've never heard this stuff, get a copy, turn up the volume and have a
blast. The music's great, and try to make out the lyrics on some of
those tracks - they're absurd!
I spent almost twelve very happy
years at Tape one, but I wanted to concentrate on CD mastering instead of just
'black disc'. Bill Foster wanted me to continue cutting but I needed to
follow what I felt; a blessing really as Tape One closed three years
later due to a rather short sighted Soho bank manager! George Peckham was
in the early stages of expanding 'Porky's Mastering' to include a CD room, and
the timing fitted in with me leaving Tape One. George and I had known each
other since the early seventies, and worked together at 'The Master Room'.
We knew it would work, and it did! We opened the CD room in October 1989
and the business flooded in - I worked my backside off for a year until we took
on a young trainee, Shawn Joseph. Shawn gradually honed his craft, and is
now a well respected mastering engineer at another facility. Being at
Porky's was a different ball game for me, setting up all the digital side of the
business, and running that side of things was a refreshing change to the years
of cutting records.
One person I met whist at Porky's
was Edward Ball, an artist on Creation Records. We got on well straight
away , and have remained good friends ever since. Ed has a variety of
musical camouflages, The Times, Teenage Filmstars etc, etc. We both love
The Beatles, and always have some great chats about them and the techniques
involved creating their music. Ed is also a big fan of "The Prisoner", and
like myself, enjoy the odd visit to "Portmerion" where the series was shot.
It's certainly worth a visit if you've enjoyed watching the program.
We opened a second CD mastering
room in 1993, and also started dabbling with hard disk mastering.
Equipment was getting smaller but could do better and more sophisticated things.
I've always been one to experiment with the gear, getting it to do things it
wasn't really supposed to do, just to get a better sound or effect.
The computer based mastering systems allowed a lot of user flexibility, and I
liked it a lot! With equipment prices becoming more affordable, I started
to feel I could set up my own facility at home. After twenty five years of
commuting and working in windowless rooms, the thought of a mastering room at
home became very appealing.
So with the help of my savings,
and a very good Nat West Bank Manager, Stuart Furlong, Country Masters became a
reality in March 1996. I was with a certain "blue" lettered bank for many years,
but they didn't live up to their advertising, so a friend put me on to Stuart
and I've never looked back. Now based on the Isle of Skye, and the new
name of Skye Mastering, the road continues with many of my old and faithful
clients, and some good new ones. My work is generally posted to me these
days, but as about half of what I did in Frimley was sent to me, I'm as busy as
ever, but with a beautiful location to work in. I feel this
was meant to be, and it's definitely all the plan of the big engineer in the
sky...
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